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"I never knew what it felt like for someone to have my back." Those were the words of a weeping Sandra Bullock accepting the Oscar for Best Actress, in the ironically named film, "Blind Sided," in what must have been mere hours before discovering that her odd choice of a husband Jesse James, was too busy exploring Michelle "Bombshell" McGee's tattoos, to be watching Sandra's back. Lee Cowan of NBC explores the alleged curse of the Oscar on female winners.

There's very likely to be fire under this smoke. The story was broken by ultra-conservative blogger Debbie Schussel who is not in the habit of attacking other right wingers. As you'll see there is plenty of shameful evidence. Freedom Alliance was set up to raise funds through concerts for the best of reasons, sending children of fallen soldiers to college, and to support wounded veterans. The charity has brought in millions of dollars! The downside is that the millions have gone toward "expenses" for Hannity. This heartless, criminal Fox News block head is typical of those to whom millions of Americans tune in daily, representing all that is wrong in this country, entitlement, unbridled greed, and "I've got mine" even if I promised to help you." The brownie points he received, along with his greatly boosted income were excellent! Let's hope the fall on the way down is equally spectacular.

Mika from "Morning Joe" was compelled to place her coffee cup down carefully last summer, and express her disapproval of the "pole dance" Miley Cyrus performed. There was a hot time on Joe Scarborough today, as Joe and Mika's father watched Mika's reaction, mouth agog as she heard the belated retort by Miley Cyrus to her criticism voiced in a recent Parade magazine interview . Miley began with "My first impulse is to say get off my case, Mika," and eventually reached the summation..." But I’m like dude! As if you were an angel!” A comment which proved Mika's father and she remembered her teen years quite differently.

True love is like a Toyota, it can't be stopped. So Gov Mark Sanford gave up living on the beach in Argentina with a his beautiful soul mate to... Hmmm...  Gotta laugh like Hell...

Catharine Pierce of Boulder, Colorado continues to garden nearly nude. Last year, she tended her pansies while wearing only pasties on top, nothing on the bottom. Reviews were mixed. This March her ensemble of a yellow thong and pink gardening gloves with a bare breast has raised another controversy. Ironically, Boulder bans public nudity at Coot Lake, a gathering spot for nudists for decades, and state law prohibits exposing genitals, but the most police could do with Mrs. Pierce was suggest she put on a shirt, due to complaints by some neighbors, a suggestion she declined legally, it's not an offense to show female nipples in Boulder.

It's generally assumed that the nursing and care giver professions draw the line at sex, with reality and fantasy meeting only in cheesy costume shops, but that's not always the case. Some patients are claiming that sexual gratification should be standard care, the kind of remark likely to win you a bedpan hat in the U.S.

The Dutch nursing union has launched a campaign hoping to clarify their stance on the extra special care called " I Draw the Line Here" saying "This type of action is not part of the job responsibilities of carers and nurses." Nursing is demanding work, they can't possibly be paid well enough to fake an orgasm as well.

The nursing union was moved to act when a 24-year-old said that a 42-year-old disabled man expected her to perform sex as part of his home care, which is not surprising as she'd witnessed other nurses offering to provide him with home-delivered sex. When she refused, he filed a complaint to dismiss her on the basis that she was unfit to provide care. I assume this sentence is code for unwilling to answer a booty call for therapeutic sex.

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Stephen Colbert solves the Shamrock Shortage with some grow lights. He then starts acting a bit... Hmmm... How should we say... STONED. He plays the part well! It has always been my contention that the world would be a better place if all the intense Type-A run-abouts were required to smoke shamrocks at least twice a day. 

"O'Leary, O'Reilly, O'Hare and O'Hara there's no one as Irish as Barack O'Bama," and it happens to be true, not just on this day when everyone's a little bit Irish, so Happy St. Paddy's to You All !

Funny and insightful Ricky Gervais briefly shares how his fervent childhood belief helped his Mom keep him happily in line for years. I think many will identify with Gervais' mother, and her use of religion to keep children under willing control. Much larger churches have done it to thousands, after all. There is always an older brother, or someone else who causes one to start to ponder the uncomfortable questions. Gervais made his decision within the hour of a comment from his brother.

Urologists brace for the March rush each year when their business in vasectomies picks up by a whopping fifty per cent! Most men are reluctant or adamant in their refusal when faced with the operation, but we've underestimated them ladies. Timing is everything, basketball fans start looking forward to the operation, and uninterrupted recuperation time; just a guy, his remote control, frozen carrots or peas, and an iced medicinal beverage of choice. Somehow, it just doesn't seem as painful for that one special week in March, when the NCAA playoffs just happen to be televised... coincidence - or clever scheme? 

Canada is undoubtedly LOLROF'ing today, thanks to Sen. Jim Bunning R- Mars. Bunning as you may recall, blocked the extension on unemployment benefits, among other things, because he could. Today, he is halting the heavy duty nominations of the Assistant Treasury Secretary, Chief Agriculture Negotiator, and The Ambassador to World Trade Organization, over candy flavored cigarettes, not ours - Canada's, which happen to be banned, and I thought...none of our business.

Fake wrestling, angry scripted wrestlers, already arrived at outcomes, lying and cheating defines the top spectator sport in America! No wonder we are in this mess. A Rack Jite True Story - Wrestling With God

Heard this morning that Speaker Pelosi is talking about passing the Senate Health care bill as is, then after it is signed, vote to remove the ugly Florida and Nebraska payoffs. Democrats are running away saying that the GOP will create slogans about it like "I was against it before I was for it!" which just like professional wrestling, Americans will slop up in slogan no-thing mode and vote for Republicans who could care less about them.

This - is the sweet face of addiction! While it wears many faces, perhaps we should place sugar in the pantheon with meth, cigarettes, and alcohol. We're all familiar with the glass encased candy and/or toy vending boxes with miniature cranes used to manipulate and grab the bounty within. For unknown reasons, restaurants often place the large tempting boxes in the entry, just where everyone is standing cheek by jowl awaiting a table. The screeches of children who must have something from the enticing array are often piercing and always loud. They can get their little hand inside the slot where the goodies come out, but no further, though many give it their all in the effort . They couldn't gain entrance until now, when the toddler quietly slipped away from his mother's side, and managed somehow to crawl through the very small prize slot. He couldn't exit without a locksmith however. Cohen Stone of Perth found himself inside looking out - much like a sticky faced prize, in a in two-year-old sugar addicts' heaven - or prison.

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Just guy stuff tickling piles, just guy stuff groping, just guy stuff sleeping together, just guy stuff sitting naked on other guys faces. It's just good ole boy guy stuff to be sure! What us Texas guys do down here in Texas all the time! Well when we are not shooting stuff anyway.

Spoiler!  Spoiler! I think this unsavory nasty and crossing the line digital short by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas can best be summed up by the old phrase, "It's like watching old people screw." 

Short and sweet with a hook at the end! 

Glen Beck and his enchanted blackboard have revealed a nefarious scheme, one which elevates the looniest of conspiracy theorists to near philosophers by comparison. Rev. Jim Wallis who hopes to reason with Beck, explains how Beck has found the "code words" - namely, social justice and economic justice, which - if you follow along Beck's path, lead you straight into the arms of a communist, Marxist plot, by - you guessed it, President Barack Obama! In fact, he told church-goers to "Run if they hear those words!" Oddly, Rev. Wallis had quite a revealing experience when he physically removed those phrases from the Bible.

The scene: The Union Gospel Mission during breakfast at 8:30 AM. The stranger clad in black: A hungry self-proclaimed vampire/ space cowboy (how many youngsters haven't dreamed of that lifestyle one day). Mr. Space C'boy informed the egg and hotcake flipping staff that he was a vampire and wanted to eat people. Of course, those of you who are up on your vampire lore know that vampires crave blood, while zombies, though exhibiting little or no style, are the brain connoisseurs. The Mission staff may have had an inkling that he might be missing a few marbles by that point, but when he showed them the duct taped device on his arm after they asked him to leave, they firmly escorted him out.

Bill Maher explains tickle piles and navy snorkeling. Republicans are trying to relate this to Florida Congressman Mark Foley and Senator "Wide Stance" Larry Craig. Thing is Eric Massa was not a voice or a vote against homosexuality or was he dealing with underage boys.  

Who could get away with sticking a knife deep into Karl Rove's head? Who could take a piece of Karl Rove's brain and eat it on tv?  Who could come up with the phrase best defining Rove's book as... A classic Who didn't done it?  Stephen Colbert is who!

Within a day of seeing the inexplicable Glenn Beck interview, Josh Green of The Atlantic found several of Eric Massa's former ship mates who describe the aggressive sexual advances he made toward them. They'd spoken of it to one another, but true to the "Peter Principle" Massa had risen to third in command, they feared repercussions if they complained or turned him in, but they're talking now!

Bill Maher, host of Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO talks with Lawrence O'Donnell about the disturbing and bizarre saga of former congressman Eric Massa. Massa is revealing sexual kinks even Bill Maher hasn't heard of, making Maher wonder how many closeted gays inhabit the congressional steam room. From my observations they later take the floor and vote against gay issues. Here's to Massa, subject of the day known for "Massa massages," "snorkeling," and other blatant sexual acts while in the Navy and beyond.

This sure is funny! King of crap processed food. Here is something I bet you never knew about Pringles! They are made from old McDonald's french fries!

I did not think it possible, but Congressman Eric Massa appearing on Fox News Glenn Beck last night made Glenn Beck seem a reasonable person!  A real interview!  Though he did seem to call the Democrat from New York "...one of the most evil bastards I have ever met!"

I did not think it possible, but Congressman Eric Massa appearing on Fox News Glenn Beck last night made Glenn Beck seem a reasonable person!  A real interview!  Though he did seem to call the Democrat from New York "...one of the most evil bastards I have ever met!"