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Bravo! The only man in the United States who did justice to Sarah Palin's Tweets, has graciously returned with his jazz ensemble to interpret the historical words of Levi Johnston. After all, as the great baby daddy says, "You know you're a celebrity when people want to see your penis." Perhaps he is...a genius.



What an historic moment. Last evening the great starship captain and beloved actor and recording artist William Shatner agreed to read the tweets of Levi Johnston ,currently nude model, and suspected to be a genius (he says). This was not made possible by PBS. This reading of Levi Johnston's Tweets was brought to us by philanthropist Conan O'Brien. The reading closely rivals the drama of Shatner's earlier reading of Sarah Palin Tweets this summer. Shatner continues to top himself, as does...Levi. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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I believe I just heard the buzzer sound on Prejean's extended fifteen minutes of fame, when no one wants filthy videos of a beauty queen, she is officially yesterday's news!



The reincarnated Anita Bryant, campaigning against gay and lesbian unions since her win as Miss California is...to paraphrase a Seinfeld reference, "Mistress of her own domain" - but had apparently forgotten the video evidence. I assure you that gays and lesbians who were denied "everything but marriage" in the recent California and Maine elections won't soon forget the beauty contestant, and perhaps any influence Prejean had in the decision. She did come across as holier than thou, and as such became the darling of such groups as "Defenders of the Family" who were proud to feature her as their star speaker at an awards ceremony this evening in New Jersey. She isn't there. I suspect she's combing through her video archives.

One quick note before the more agile minds of comedian Paul F. Tompkins and Keith Olbermann take on the topic. Of late, Ms Prejean has become extremely litigious, wanting a million dollars for her de-throning, due to her habit of simply not showing up for her royal duties..for which the pageant had surgically implanted pontoons, and expected a bit more of her.

Ever the moral beacon, when she was shown the video, obviously not recognizing herself, she pulled herself up into a righteous huff exclaiming "That's disgusting!" She then squinted and looked a bit more closely at the - performer. Perhaps what may be more soul crushing for Ms All That, is that no one wants a copy of it! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Sports! Fanatics! Drunk Sports Fanatics! Drunk Women Sports Fanatics! I love it!



Oh and being from around Green Bay originally, I am one of the few from up there who loves this picture and what it represents. An old guy who refuses to quit, the Energizer Bunny of Sports, Brett Farve, I love him!

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Get out your Bics! This is the very same Rockin' Pat Boone from his 1997 reprise.. you just know that the boys from Metallica are still kicking themselves for leaving him out of the original.



While you're banging your head, in an effort to reach your volume control...never forget that he is back with a warning for us all regarding rats and pestulance of all kinds in government...or is that just his baggy underwear? Either way, rock out and enjoy the sounds of the far far right wings fluttering. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Today Weak in Review brings you to the Boulder Naked Pumpkin Run. They'll freeze more than their pumpkins tomorrow, nude runners are all wearing nothing but a pumpkin and a kazillion goosebumps..give or take.

Oh Puh-lease! All you need to know is that the stoic and passive Ken doll has bloomed - into a prosperous retiree from whatever he did as an official boyfriend to Barbie. Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken or Ho Magnet Ken leads me to wonder if there will be a gold digger line of vapid younger dolls soon to keep him company?

The Happiness Hat sounds like a lovely thing. Beware, this chapeau has claws and punishes those who don't paste on a false smile while wearing it! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Businessman Andy McKenna wants the position of Illinois State Governor so badly that he's made this ridiculous commercial. The theme seems to meld Blaggo's hair and the misdeeds he committed while in office. Does this mean abundant, floppy hair is equal to misconduct? McKenna implies as much, as he has merged the two perfectly in his splashy first campaign ad about The Cult of the Hair. If you've ever wished to see what it would look like if everyone in Illinois had Blaggo hair..or not, here's your chance. Oh, and a high five to the agency that sold this idea! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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The mystery is solved at long last..for the most part. You may recall that the pilots had zipped 150 miles past their scheduled landing, ignoring all attempts to contact them, and were only brought back to reality by a flight attendent banging on the cabin door, else they might have flown until they dropped from lack of fuel. Of course, it's been thought that they were asleep or inebriated, but no - it's better than that, I'm sure their bosses will overlook the little infraction mentioned in the video. After all, who wouldn't become completely engrossed in the New airline crew scheduling procedures. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Have you ever been driving on the freeway, thinking, singing,in your own semi-hypnotized cocoon, when you realize you've shot right past a familiar exit? Magnify that mistake by 150 miles while high in the air, at the controls of a passenger jet. The passengers were starting to worry when they weren't in sight of land,long after they were due to have disembarked at the Minneapolis-St Paul airport, in a routine flight from San Diego. They'd have had larger concerns had they been aware that their pilots had been incommunicado for 80 minutes, and armed fighter jets were preparing to chase them down and perhaps pluck them from the sky. It's still anyone's guess as to why they ignored attempts to contact them and veered so far off course. They've dismissed their initial excuse that they'd been involved in a heated discussion about company policy, and swear they weren't napping on the job. I'm not saying passenger aircraft may be so highly mechanized that the pilot can simply nod off, but you won't hear of a Greyhound driver passing 150 miles beyond his destination. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Peter Hitchener reads the news with Melbourne's cityscape live, behind him as usual, when the rather Hitchcock-like profile of the seemingly mammoth bird appeared. "I was reading away, and it was a serious story, and I suddenly thought, 'Oh my gosh that seagulls back again', because we had bit of a problem last night,''Hitchener said. "About 50 seconds to 6 o'clock this seagull arrived and started pecking at the camera and it had the beadiest huge eyes you've ever seen in your life.'' He may well qualify for an award for his professional stoicism, later telling 3AW radio that the cameramen were hiding behind their cameras to hide their laughter.

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It IS close to Halloween, and not a few bats are out of the belfry. Note the location of their homing signal. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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This is dedicated to all of you who search the long lists of LOL cats, lose sleep, forget to eat, and mail pages of the cutest little kitties to your friends. You know who are, we care, that's why we are planning an intervention, even if we have to come to your house. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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