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Kristen Schaal, Men’s ball space on the Subway

Men get 30% more pay than women so they should get 30% more space on the subway too, it’s what fairness is all about. I wonder if men wore dresses it would make any difference, probably not hey? I really should not comment on subways because down here in Texas, we don’t know what they…

Jon Stewart, Dan Patrick and Drones Love Obama!

There is no love greater than that of a drone for an American President, we just need to keep our killer drones in the Middle East terrorizing the people there not here. The troops who man those are heroes you see. Like snipers. Two beheadings are bad, but 100 executions are fine. Our snipers and…

SNL: Soldiers of the Nativity Scene

I just had a Ted Nugent / Sarah Palin epiphany, making fun of religion is like making fun of retarded kids. And hey, this is a step up from the Texas Nativity scene. I can’t speak for the entire South, but here in Texas a proper Christian nativity scene would be first and foremost be…

Stupid White Men Open Carry demonstration in Austin

It seems that to be a proper Open Carry gun crazy angry white person you need to look just like Robert Zimmerman or Charlie Manson. When you see anyone with an assault rifle in hand call the police, just like you would do if they were black. Anger, guns and stupid is always a dangerous…

Guns and rubber boots Keep You Safe

Over a lifetime the chances of being a victim of violent crime – and need of a gun for self defense – is on average .2 per 1000. The chances of being struck by lightening in a lifetime is 1.4 per 1000. So with 7 times more chance of getting zapped by God I expect…

Texas Grand Jury system is worse than you would expect

All across America we have this lack of justice and fairness in our grand jury system of prosecutors and police in bed together. So when police are brought before the grand jury the prosecutors switch roles to become advocates for the police rather than “the people” who are usually a different color. Here in Texas…

Jon Stewart: Blueless in Texas, Greg Abbott up by 20

Democrats in Texas are like the drunk guy in a bar who keeps hitting on that lesbian Since last week, before Wendy Davis appeared on the Daily Show, Greg Abbott has increased his lead over Wendy Davis by 5 points. He now has a 20 point lead, which was my guess on how this election…

Al Madrigal, The Latinos are Coming! Daily Show

A few lessons here. Whenever you hear a white person say, “I am not racist… ”  You can bet your first born they are a racist. Sheriff of Butler County, Ohio Richard K. Jones is the name of the Fox News guest who says illegal immigrants get computers and cars when the get here.  Sheriff…

Brad Paisley and Jason Jones sing THE STATE OF TEXAS

But when it comes to messes, don’t mess with Texas! Clicking the TOOL ICON on most videos brings up the CLOSED CAPTION option which is great for music videos. Brad Paisley seems none too happy about all this. After all he is a strong supporter of Southern Heritage and the Confederate Flag. He is also…

Jon Stewart live in Texas with Wendy Davis

At the moment, a week before the election, Greg Abbot is ahead of Wendy Davis by 15 points, adding the margin of error that would make it 20 points. Texas has a very long way to go to purple. Wendy Davis advocates for OPEN CARRY, more EXECUTIONS and does not mention abortion and she still…

Daily Show, Live from Texas, Ebola with Sam Bee

The 2014 midterms will be remembered as the election where people used up an entire box of Depends just to get to the polls. Texas tried to deal with the virus by shooting it, giving it the death penalty and praying it away, but none of that solved the problem. Which is true of not…

Rack Jite Exposed at Friend’s Funeral!

  Kick! has been up and running now for 20 years with about 10 million of you stopping by at least once. I have been told that the question – Who is Rack Jite – has come to mind to one or two of them. How old is he? What does he look like? What…

Texas Textbooks from dummies

Well they are at again. This time rather than science it’s social studies. The Texas Board of Education no longer has as many dummies as it did a few years ago, but enough to do what they can to try and make Texas children as stupid as they are. The Civil War was not about…

Jon Stewart makes fool of Rick Perry again

“Austin is the blueberry in the bowl of tomato soup of what is Texas.” Rick Perry Here in Texas Democrat candidate for Governor Wendy Davis has yet to mention the Rick Perry felony indictment on the campaign trail. Or abortion, or unions, or even birth control for that matter. What pink tennies? Wendy Davis is…

Common Core for Dummies, Beeler cartoon

The first thing to keep in mind about COMMON CORE is that it is only about math and reading; not evolution, politics, global warming, science or multiculturalism. The second thing to remember is there is one name attached to COMMON CORE more than any other, Bill Gates. It’s sponsors also include the national Chamber of Commerce,…