Naughty Parts

Ellen, Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow have never…

In Ellen’s game of celebrities admitting or denying some universal human foibles, it for the most part turns into the old Venus versus Mars thing, after all why is it okay for gals to sext their stuff but if men do it all Hell breaks loose? I am not sure why. I would need to…

Parents explain sex to their kids

It seems that since the dawn of time neither the parents nor the children want to have this discussion. Leave it to the gym teachers. Which I remember from 9th grade when it was so late it was funny. Ah, how about another topic no one wants to talk about. By the age of ten…

Vialis, Erectile Dysfunction medication that works too well

If you have an erection lasting more than four hours call me Amy Schumer. Watch those side effects! Perhaps it’s not a physical erectile dysfunction at all but rather a decade of absorbing so much internet porn that the old way of doing things just isn’t enough anymore? Or perhaps it’s time to put the…

I don’t look good naked anymore

Speak for yourself! But hey, as all of us who are not a hunk or a hottie know, we can all look good naked if we have the right lightening or lack there of, we wear the right accessories, we have the covers arranged well and we say the right things in a playful manner.…

Don’t Jerk and Drive in South Dakota, Daily Show

Okay, so there isn’t much else to do in South Dakota, after all, you can only visit Mt Rushmore so many times before it gets boring. There is the Badlands. Or is that there are the Badlands. They don’t call it / them that for nothing. A place not to go. So it’s mostly just…

Naughty Nobody Likes A Jerker PSA Yanked in S. Dakota

How do you grab the attention of viewers and get important safety information across in a mere thirty second spot? That was the task South Dakota’s Office of Public Safety faced when they came up with ‘Driving Proper 101 Staying the Course.’ ‘Don’t Jerk and Drive.’ Good advice, by the way.  The tongue-in-cheek spot is…

SNL: The Office in Middle Earth

The Hobbit returns with Dildo Baggins! You know, Middle Earth and the office go together like Dick Cheney and Ellen. Like Barack Obama and Michele Bachmann. Like white cops and black men. Like Sarah Palin and Elizabeth Warren. Like Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz. Like The Pope and Ted Nugent. Ah yes, the mundane cubicle…

Jon Stewart, Connecticut boat election, Odalisque or Sapphire

Odalisque – 1. a female slave 2. a concubine in a harem Sapphire – 1. Blue gemstone. 2. Black Stripper Some people, not naming names, cannot go on a boat without lots of beer.  If fact some people, not naming names, only drink beer when they are on a boat.  Some people, not naming names,…

Sarah Silverman Goes Under the Knife Ad NSFW

In a new ad  for the Equal Payback Project, comedienne Sarah Silverman prepares to undergo sexual reassignment surgery. She has decided that it’s easier to acquire a penis than to earn equal pay while hindered by the standard equipment she was given at birth. I don’t believe this option is available on most health insurance…

3 Breasted woman joins The View

Three breasts?  What’s next?  Find out with the Get Sexx Tonight video! As an added bonus, the video does include the water skiing squirrel. [Speaking of squirrels, we have a few down her in suburban Texas who love to shoot and kill them as the run the wires behind our homes. They say squirrels are…

SNL: Calis Turnt for men and women

For those of you not hip – is a hip still a word –  we have SNL to thank for tuning us in – is tuning us in still a viable phrase – on what TURNT is all about. I would guess it goes with TWERKING – is twerking still around? Hemingway, here is the…

Humanities’ First word!

… Which will more than likely be Humanities’ last word too. So very reminiscent of one of my favorite movies from 1981, Quest for Fire where a Neanderthal wanders into a human area, is found by Rae Dawn Chong and gets humanities’ first BJ! And I had always thought that process was invented 1972 by…

Ass Washers, your butt can never be too clean!

If you still have skunk or junk in your crack you get your money back! If you did not laugh watching this one, you are less fun than a hemorrhoid. Your butt can never be too clean! As most civilized Europeans know, nothing better than a jet of cold toilet water squirted up your butt…

Apple’s New App Prevents Nude Photo Leaks Jimmy Kimmel

You heard it here on Jimmy Kimmel first. In the wake of the leaked celebrity nude photos, Apple announces a way to beef up security with a companion feature to Siri.  The new feature is Siri’s brother Vito. From now on, when you command Siri to upload a photo, she must first consult with Vito.…

More Embarrassing Celeb Photos Leaked! Conan O’Brien

Conan O’Brien has a new batch of just-released celebrity photos that may well ruin careers! You may wonder how the photos Conan has could possibly be more controversial than the nude photos which famously tumbled out of the Cloud last week…And I think the answer will surprise you.  After the original nude photo bru-ha-ha, what…

Limp and Loving it with Limpitor

“If Viagra causes you to have an erection lasting more than four hours, call me.” Amy Schumer who is a little bit slutty. “Is that pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” May West in the 1933 movie SHE DONE HIM WRONG a month before the HAYES CODE movie censorship went…