Bad Girls

Republicans say NO to women, Enos and Amy Holmes

Reminds me of a KEEP IT 100 piece in Larry Wilmore’s Nightly Show when he asked Amy Holmes – Black Conservative woman news anchor for Glenn Beck’s THE BLAZE TV –  if she too would have sat on her hands as the Republican congress did at the SOFTU address when President Obama said, “Women should…

Hillary Clinton is fking running for President

Hillary Clinton makes hard choices throughout each and every day, but her choice to run for president was the easiest of all. If it seems like such an easy win for Hillary to most of us, why is everyone and their second cousin running for the Republican nomination? Do they know something the rest of…

SNL Weekend Update, Bad Neighbors

Once you move from an apartment to a house the neighbor issues change dramatically. For the most part, what with air conditioning and the demise of the front porch, you will not know any of your neighbors, or know anything about them other than how they keep their lawn and what cars they drive. But…

Geraldo Rivera Defends Al Sharpton to O’Reilly

I have now agreed with Geraldo Rivera twice in 20 years! He was the only person in the media to defend Bill Clinton in the Monica Lewinsky impeachment crap. I most enjoyed Bill O’Rielly in the onset of this video saying he was going to do a FOX NEWS poll to find the truth. And…

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Golden globes monologue, Bill Cosby

“Into The Woods, Cinderella ran away from her prince, Rapunzel was thrown from a tower… and Sleeping Beauty just thought she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby.” Amy Poehler Speaking of Charlie Hebdo, I wonder how Bill Cosby feels about free speech these days? But hey, a couple dozen women can be wrong! Where’s Whoopie…

New Rules Bill Maher, New York City Police, January 9 2015

“Ferris Bueller aside, what a good time to travel to the big Apple. Drink on the street! Pee on a building! Smoke some weed in front of the police station! Paint the town! Park wherever you want! Sell cigarettes on the sidewalk without being killed by the cops!  Be Black!  Oops… So what’s the problem?”…

Sarah Palin Blasted for Pics of Trig Standing on a Dog

Sarah Palin incited outrage rather than inspiration, In what she apparently thought would be an adorable lead-in to a clueless New Year message for her Facebook followers. Animal lovers could not see the message for the images Palin posted along with it! We, as animal lovers here at Kick! have a particular problem with  numbskull…

Veronica Rutledge shot dead by toddler son in Idaho Walmart

Guns are fun for everyone! The more the better! But hey, gun enthusiast Veronica Rutledge had a concealed carry permit so it’s okay.  But I do wonder what she needed to carry a gun around for, after all, this is Idaho where there are no Negroes. Idaho where they have the Aryan Nation protecting them.…

Poop Your Pants Christmas Dinner admission & Amy Schumer

I don’t want to spoil the ending here for you so let me just comment on the Bill Cosby issue at hand. Here we have a White Christmas dinner defending Bill Cosby for telling Negroes to pull up their pants no matter recent accusations. They do not believe the 26 women who have come forward…

Michele Bachmann’s Greatest Video Hits, So Far

Michele Bachmann is so often so obtuse even the crazy quote in this graphic from a satirical site is believable. In response to Michele Bachmann’s farewell speech on the House Floor Tuesday, Chris Matthews took a few moments to relive some of her zanier moments caught on film. In doing so, we find that nearly…

SNL: Long Line of Wedding Objections

Very long line of wedding objections. All of them quite valid. Love is like evolution and climate change denial; logic, reason, facts, science and common sense don’t enter into it. Evelyn steals the show!  The best thing about SNL, Kate McKinnon, will not last too much longer as I am sure she will be leaving…

The NRA is a mental issue

Teach your children well. Tell your kids as soon as they are grown enough to leave the house that if they see someone with a gun to immediately run home and let you know. That if they are in a friends home and they see a gun anywhere in it, to run home and let…

Uppity Negro condescending to White Woman in White House

‘Well, it’s not quite that easy, Michele. But that’s okay,’ like I’m just, you know, an idiot and I don’t know anything.” President Barack Obama to Michele Bachmann’s last wish that he bomb Iran. What a picture, Bill O’Reilly and Michele Bachmann together at last! Now there’s a credible pair that we should all want…

Jessica Williams, Royals came to America to find a black friend

They have food in Britain too, but no one’s raving about it. Indeed, boiled meat, fish and chips and pudding. Oops… Wait a minute now. American food… Hmm… Um… Ah… Burgers! And… Corn dogs! How much do we hear about British celebrities?  Anything?  You see, it all goes straight to the castle.  That’s what we…

Save the NWORD only for those who act black

The NWORD is reserved for African Americans who act like African Americans. You know the ones. The flashy clothes, the crotch grab, the spread fingers, the hoodies, the low pants, the convict tattoos and haircuts, the bling and most importantly those who make a fuss about racism being a real thing. Of course those who use…

Fox News Sex line will Hasselbeck you hard!

WOW!  Seems Fox News somehow got this taken down from FunnyOrDie. You really missed a good one! When I do it back there, I call it Megyn Kelly! Which reminds me of Fox News coworker Andrea Mackris’ sexual harassment suit against  Fox News and Bill O’Reilly in 2005 which was settled out of court for several million…