“What’s the difference between an Atheist and an Evangelical?” The answer: ” An Atheist is honest about not following Jesus.” Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian arranges a meeting to introduce Jesus to Jerry Falwell, Jr., Franklin Graham, and Mike Huckabee. Sadly, it’s not a happy occasion, Betty is here…
do find some stereotypes about Jews that in my experience are true though. No going outside other than to or from a car. No sports. And no DIY. No one in the family knows what a Phillips head is or own any tools other than a half size hammer and…
This is wonderful! Because Rex Tillerson was a bad secretary of state because he ran the department like a CEO billionaire would run his company.
Suffering from the biggest mass shooting in American History the answer is of course sending our thoughts and prayers. Oh and ribbons, and stuffed animals and flowers for all the good it will do. And just keep praying and thinking and sending in our time of grieving until the next…
Religion and patriotism are responsible for most of the war and regress in the world. This piece of shit got elected by 200,000 Amphibians, 5% of the population with a 12 % turnout. NEW RULE: All elections will be at the same place and same day once a year. With…
First off this brings up an issue I had not thought about before. With the coming death of cursive, how will we be signing our names? Betsy DeVos along with Jeff Sessions, Tom Price, Ben Carson, Rick Perry and Scott Pruitt are Trump’s Six Horseman of the Apocalypse to the…
Be enthusiastic in all things, have fun, smile, laugh and sing and dance be happy and everyone will like you and you will be sure to get to Planet Kolob in you magic underwear! If only he had gone swimming in the Great Salt Lake to find himself floating like…
A GOP fart in a 155mph wind no less. No! A fart in the wind of four cat 4’s in two weeks. Gosh… Only 9% of Republicans believe climate change is caused by human activity. And unlike evolution which the majority of Republicans reject, climate change is observable in the…
You gotta give it to the Chinese. They’re really following through on this whole climate change hoax. Is there a conspiracy the President of the United States does not like? I have read a few articles here in Houston that NOW in the wake of the flood is no time…
“Whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, because they love to pray while standing in synagogues and on street corners so that people can see them. Truly I say to you, they have their reward. But whenever you pray, go into your room, close the door, and pray…
Here’s a fittin’ little ditty dedicated to Houston’s own Joel Osteen, the Gospel of Prosperity preacher who was ‘outed’ by Hurricane Harvey as a calculating, parasitic huckster. Olsteen’s particular gospel is irresistible to those who fill his 16,500 seat mega-church and his perfectly tailored pockets. In a nutshell, Olsteen’s gospel…
Hey, just add blacks – who are in every way better – on top of white confederate statues. Michael Jordan doing a dunk on Jefferson Davis. Roy Wood Jr gets to the nub of Trump’s slippery slope argument that if we take down Robert E Lee next we will be…
Gosh… Michael the Blackman who Donald Trump makes sure is front and center for his background videos at his rallies. Who he singles out as terrific and beautiful and representative of the African American community. Okay, you probably now by now that Michael the Blackman is a Evangelical Christian fundamentalist…
Seth Meyers takes a break from breaking news to check in on Donald Trump’s evolving views on religion, faith and the separation of church and state. Back in the heady days of his campaign, a reporter seeking a quote from Trump about his religious faith, asked him if he ever…
“After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow Transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military.” Donald Trump morning tweet. Whenever things are looking dim for The Donald he throws out another piece of…