Trump, who gives people dumb, childish names, and frolics with porn stars, is amazed at his own brilliance in creating the Space Force to Mars. Sign up early. While 'campaigning' in Pennsylvania, Trump crowed: "You wouldn't be going to Mars if my opponent won." Seth: "Yah, but we wouldn't be going to Hell!"
'In fairness, "I lied because I'm so stupid" is the truest thing Trump has ever said.'
Seth Meyers says 'a couple things' about Trump's cowardly firing of Rex Tillerson, who didn't know he was unemployed until he read about it in a tweet.
Seth Seth likened Trump to a friend who comes to a birthday party, shows up late, doesn't bring a gift, and sings 'Stairway to Heaven' ten times in a row.
Trump's worries range from Russian meddling and secret meetings to porn stars who won't hush even for money,