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Chick-fil-A loses Bert and Ernie! Clay Jones

by rackjite on July 25, 2012 at 6:54 am
Posted In: Religious Truthiness

bert and earnie at chick-fil-A

 

Bert and Ernie are gay you know. They are over 30 and roommates. So this will go the way of George Zimmerman is my guess.  Just like the gunnuts, racists and Fox News Republicans making a murdering wannabe cop idiot a millionaire, America’s homophobes, bigots and intolerant assholes will be giving Chick-fil-A a marketing surge! And if owners Dan Cathy and his Father Truet Cathy double on down as expected, Jesus himself will have a Chick-fil-A sandwich in his free hand.  The other hand has a AR15 with a 100 round clip.

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