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Chopstick Bra Gives Lift and Cleavage To Breasts AND is Environmentally Friendly!

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If Japanese bra maker Triumph manufactures the bras they premiered today, soon ladies will always know where their chopsticks are, and they’ll have a little extra lift! All of this while helping the environment, you cannot ask more of a bra, and it’s definitely not boring in appearance!

This is not your mother’s Playtex 18 hour bra by any stretch of the imagination!

The “My Hashi” or “My Chopsticks” bra is particularly festive, the cups resemble rice and miso soup bowls as colorful as you would expect, with a clever little slot on the sides where the chopsticks are inserted when not in use for eating. From their hidden pouches, they can then take on the job of producing cleavage and lift in even the most dispirited bosom. One hopes there isn’t a drastic difference while eating!

The company claims concern for the environment, stating there is a growing trend for people to carry their own chopsticks with them, whether to avoid using the disposable ones in restaurants, through personal taste, or concern for the environment.

If the bra is marketed, at least the female gender needn’t worry about where to carry theirs, and look sexy while doing it. Chopstick Bra from the Heraldsun