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Chris Christie, 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag, Daily Show

Chris Christie cannot win GOP primary because he touched ObamaEven though Chris Christie will forceably put the horse back in the barn and fire his father, he cannot possibly win any state GOP primary because he allowed Barack Obama to put his hand on his shoulder; he treated a Negro like a person even though it was just for the money.

Of course none of this matters for as we have known all along, with Jeb Bush now sky rocketing in the polls, it will be another Bush versus Clinton election with the same results.

The GOP primaries and debates are with us only to help cement the GOP as the party of intolerant, bigoted, selfish a wholes in the pocket of billionaires. Which I am hearing is an easy win against an uppity liberal witch. And that is the nice version of what I hear. The only thing worse than uppity women and uppity Negroes are Muslims and Mexicans. I hope they have a suicide watch on Reince Priebus through the primaries.