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Chris Christie, Anti Guido, Anti Jersey Shore platform, NMA

Charmer Chris ‘It’s nunna yer business!’ Christie works hard to represent New Jersey in the best light possible. Unfortunately his Turrets Syndrome is misunderstood for boorish, angry fat-man behavior. It’s no wonder that with his condition, and the Republicans come a’courtin’ – he doesn’t understand the value of Jersey Shore. Christie fears the show will sully the state image even more than he already has. He should ‘fogeddaboud-it’ – it’s impossible. And wouldn’t photos of Christie and Snookie side by side be fun to see. Or a team on Dancing with the Stars.