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Climate Change, Republicans Kill the Children, Lukovich cartoon

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Sorry but Mike seems to have been sleeping by putting this upon “congress” rather than Republicans.

I am sure we are all aware of the reasoning behind Republicans who deny global warming. They are funded by the Koch Brothers and the dirty enengry companies who need to make extra billions while we cut food and education for children. It’s what Republicans do and goes without saying. But what many do not understand is why Evangelical Christians deny climate change.

Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though all inclinations of his heart are evil from childhood and never again will I destroy all living creatures as I have done.

As long as the earth endures, seed time and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night, will never cease.

Both Republican Congressmen Joe Barton and John Shimkus have explained this in the Well of Congress. God told Noah! GOD SAYS!  Old Testament.

So with that said, get out your rocks and go kill everyone who turns on a stove on the Sabbath. I suggest we begin  with Paula Deen.

While the people of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day. 33 And those who found him gathering sticks brought him to Moses and Aaron and to all the congregation. 34 They put him in custody, because it had not been made clear what should be done to him. 35 And the LORD said to Moses, “The man shall be put to death; all the congregation shall stone him with stones outside the camp.” 36 And all the congregation brought him outside the camp and stoned him to death with stones, as the LORD commanded Moses.

God says… So do it.  And if he catches you with a ham sandwich or a shrimp cocktail or wearing a shirt made of two different kinds of thread, you shall be sent to hell along with all the fags.

“If it’s real to you, it’s money to us.” Say the Alien Abduction counselors, the Priests, the Bigfoot investigators, the Rabbis, the ghost hunters, the Mullahs, the Preachers and the Brahmans.