In my continued saga of dumb criminal reports which oddly have nothing to do with politics, this goodie is just in from Colorado. Oh, and folks, lock your doors please, no matter how nice you testify your neighborhood is. Two neighboring women in Golden, Colorado have seen more than enough of Clinton S. March. Early Monday morning, the 24-year old March surprised the first woman in her own home jauntily clad in only his birthday suit. The woman’s screaming sent him beating a hasty retreat. He was seen fleeing as fast as one can scamper while wearing a sheet.
Strolling around a stranger’s house in the clothesless is one thing, running around in nothing but a sheet will get you noticed. Our early-bird creep show needed shelter which he found via the unlocked door of a neighboring house. The female owner
there was no more pleased than the first when she walked into her bathroom at 7 o’clock a.m. to find March there first, wearing a nightgown, women’s underwear, stockings, of course, and a scarf. By then the police were on their way having been alerted by the first woman, or The Birthday Suit Witness. The police got their – man, and have charged him with burglary, indecent exposure, and theft charges. Those pantyhose don’t grow on trees mister!
Naked Colorado burglar flees, hides in womans clothing