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Clowns at Fox News Helium conspiracy, Lukovich cartoon

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I do not know if there is any link, but helium is now the fastest growing form of suicide. Go to the party shop, buy a tank of helium for $50, make a little tent with a dry cleaning  bag over your head in bed, get a few feet of garden hose, pipe it in, turn it on and you are calmly and painlessly gone in a few minutes. It fools your system into thinking the helium is oxygen.

Hopefully the next big cultural change will be to keep the big intrusive government from forcing us into ugly painful horrific deaths.  Who would want to force that upon anyone?

The same people who want to push women into filthy motel rooms for abortions or do it yourself coat hangers and suicide. The same people who want to deny women birth control options. The same people who deny global warming and evolution. The same people who do not want gay couples to share the same human, civil and constitutional rights as they do.

Not only does Jesus make Americans stupid, but turns them into a wholes as well. Oops… What’s that? Ah… They already were stupid a wholes to begin with? It just makes being a stupid a whole more acceptable.