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Colbert, Bill OReilly proves ABSOLUTELY God Exists, TIDES!

Here you have it all you doubting "Pinheads"! Tide goes out, tide comes in, Sun comes up, Sun goes down. None of which is possible without GOD. The Moon and the Earth spinning on its axis come from what smart people say and write, and every good Christian knows that smart people are morons. So there you have it, dullest knife in the drawer at Fox News, saying the stupidest thing ever said, calling those who don’t agree with him Pinheads. It’s classic.   

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I can see GOD standing knee deep in the Pacific swishing the water with his hands one way for 8 hours and then the other way for 8 hours. Jesus doing the same in the Atlantic. It keeps them so busy they have to call on the Holy Ghost to stand on the Moon and slap the Earth to make it spin on it’s axis for the Sun to go up and down. As you know, the Holy Ghost doesn’t weigh much so standing on the Moon does not cause any tide troubles. Wait… It’s not the Moon it’s God and Son doing that.  Working this out has my brain going in and out and my head spinning, which seems to be the universal problem with all this.