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Colbert: Only woman in North Dakota marries herself

 

I drove through North Dakota once. I never saw anyone. It was night and I was on the interstate, but still, no one at all? Not even an Eskimo or a rampaging Sioux?  

 

Old maids and bachelors are already married to themselves.  Why are our terms so sexist, with language so hard to overcome without wagging that NAZI finger for political correctness at everyone. If you may have missed it here over the years, I contend that the main cause of the working class moving to the country club GOP is that wagging finger of political correctness. No one likes to have a finger wagging in your face. So stop it right now!  

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