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Colbert: Penguin Perverts and Baby Stoners

 

I once saw Michael Medvid go literally nuts reviewing the penguin movie HAPPY FEET. And he was rather calm compared to Limbaugh and Fox News. RADICAL LEFT WING PROPAGANDA!  TO OUR CHILDREN!!  OMG!  The movie fed CHILDREN the lie and the hoax of not only global warming, but the communist content of environmentalists!  The horror of it still rattles them today as more communist penguins have appeared in children’s movies touting the same Marxist lies to our kids!

Well that all may sound pretty far out, but now thanx to Mr. Colbert, the Republican fear of penguins had proven true! They are worse than Liberals, the are perverts and what’s more, they are atheists!

And that lotion stuff… Didn’t I just read that it has such a high alcohol content kids are drinking it? And now we find it has pot in it too? Next thing you know our children will be getting fat eating junkfood all day while they play their xbox games. Oh, and watch prom on the net. A little exercise there at least…

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