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Colbert Report: Vagina iTouch and Sex Ed with Todd Akin and Steve King

The question arises… Que is mas estupidio?  Missouri Todd Akin or Iowa Steve King?

I saw a video last week of another Republican House member who defended Todd Akin by saying his family went through much the same pain with his daughter.  When asked if his daughter was raped, he said no no no, but she was in that position and glory be to God she chose to have the baby.

You see? On camera and under the lights of the world, a Republican Congressman equated a woman choosing to have sex with rape. Where does such ignorant, intolerant swill come from I ask you… Gosh… Jesus kills more brain cells than all the drugs combined.

It’s like the old THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS ad with the frying eggs, and then scrambling them and taking a crap on top of it.  How did American Christianity get so mean, nasty, stupid, intolerant, violent, political and disgusting? How did that happen? Two names keep coming up… Ronald Reagan licking Jerry Falwell’s balls.

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