collegehumor: Vetting Mitt’s veeps: Jeb Bush, desperately escaping Dubyaon July 16, 2012 at 6:00 am
Mitt Romney needs to choose a running mate. Beth Myers is here to help. Each week another potential running mate visits the office to plead their case. Jeb Bush’s name has been bandied about lately as a possible Veep. Is he honored? Does the Pope were a modest tweed cap? Who knew that Jeb was this desperate to escape the legacy of his brother George? At this point nothing is off of the table. Jeb seems open to changing his name, zip code and job history. Sexual reassignment surgery is a distinct possibility if pressed. Please don’t press him, he’s not a pretty girl.