Conan passes US Citizenship Test, Most American Pie Editionon May 26, 2012 at 6:11 am
Conan proves he bleeds red, white and blue by taking and passing the US citizenship test.
Granted, this is a slightly different version than the one that those who wish to become citizens must pass. As an example, do you know which state is the result of combining the cupcake wars and whale wars?
To be serious for a moment, Voter Suppression Advocates – otherwise known as Republicans, would force every citizen to pass the official test in order to vote. I assume that the elected blowhards will exclude themselves from testing, else they would soon be both out of a job – and unable to vote the other guy – who is rumored to be Kenyan, out.