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Cooper RidicuList: Hooters suit wages battle of the boobs

Hooters has earned a spot on the RidicuList for filing suit against a similar restaurant for stealing their closely guarded secrets to success. The upstart is appropriately named ‘Twin Peaks.’ I can see absolutely no similarity between the two establishments. Hooters features girls in tight T-shirts delivering cold beer and hot wings in a family environment, if their ads are to be believed.

Twin Peaks employs girls willing to wear tiny flannel lumberjack tops – you see, they are worlds apart already! They wear the bits of flannel while delivering hot wings and cold beer. Twin Peaks features an environment reminiscent of the Palin home. Animal heads with glass eyes gaze down upon patrons allegedly giving the place the ambiance of a mountain lodge, a place where men can relax. You see, it could not be more different from Hooters, with the exception that neither establishment can flourish on beer and questionable food alone.