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I admit that I missed the original showing of Countess LuAnn which aired on June 30th – my bad. You may wish that it had escaped my notice entirely once you hear songbird, The Countess warbling her latest ‘hits’ – in gangland parlance.
The Countess isn’t the only ‘Housewife’ with musical aspirations. Daniele Staub from New Jersey has auto-tune and several hunky dancers.
‘Bumpit’ is performed by Washington D.C.’s own Michaela Salahi, yet another chirping bird in a gilded cage. Last, but certainly not least is New York House Husband Simon, who is going through an identity crisis, singing "Am I Real?"
Whatever you do, heed the advice of Atlanta HouseWife Kim – and "Don’t Be Tardy For The Party." To think, these women clean toilets, chauffer children, and wash clothes, all the while expressing their musical ability. Oops. Is it that obvious that I’ve never watched an entire episode?