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Cooper RidicuLIst, News execs, Snooki Hot anchor!

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Cooper Anderson has been in the news biz for years, so long that he has become the silver fox of news. Trust me, a bright guy like Anderson Cooper recognizes true on-air talent when he sees it! Recently he has taken notice of petite, soft spoken Snooki, the sweetheart of ‘Jersey Shore.’ Recently she modestly stated that one of her dreams was to be a news anchor, and when given the chance, she modestly commented "and boy, was I hot doing it!"

The News Network executives have overlooked her, and not for lack of publicity. The tiny reality show diva, author of books, and philosopher holds the key to Anderson’s heart. Please big boring networks, give her a chance! There is no topic she cannot expound upon, through personal experience. Hair, medical news, stories of dogs doing math . Oh – and if you want a UFO story,(and who doesn’t), what else could have happened to Snooki on her way home from a party? Enough with the ‘Good Night and Good News," it’s time for ‘Burp…Later Bitches!"