Mitt Romney would like to convince us that “Corporations are people too, my friend.” It turns out that they are, thanks to Bain’s lawyers! Due to Willard and his pals at Bain, the people who were the unwilling pawns of Bain (a corporation) were left without jobs, healthcare, pensions or a future. No worries! Banks are friendly folks too, they’re just a ‘bit overwhelmed’ now – throwing your friends and family out of their homes.