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CPAC, Rush Limbaugh, Defacto Leader of the Republcian Party

The faces of today’s GOP leadership – Rush Limbaugh CPAC Video

Oh, and the intellectual

The Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) had its biggest turnout in their history since their founding in 1973. A younger crowd of foot stomping dittoheads and Coulterists sponsored by the Young Americans for Freedom and Human Events (about the only place that still run Ann Coulter’s columns.

You know, Ann lives in South Beach with her platonic gay pal Matt Drudge. Rush lives just a quick limo ride up the road in Palm Beach. A threesome match made in heaven. A video of that menage a trio could shift the Earth off its axis for the vomit it would generate around the world.

Both CPAC and the Republican Party response to President Obama is to promote and glorify more financial deregulation, free market anarchy, tax breaks for the wealthy which they whip up into a froth with a heavy dose of religious intolerance and ignorance.

The only difference between CPAC and the GOP is that CPAC has no desire to repackage the now proven failure of Voodoo Reaganomics with kinder and gentler semantics and soundbites which is now the work of RNC chairman Rapper Michael Steele.

As rock festivals close with the heaviest hitters at the end, so the three day CPAC meeting ended not with Zeppelin or the Stones but with the beautiful Ann Coulter and the handsome Rush Limbaugh. Limbaugh went over his 20 minute allocation to fatly pontificate, over and over and over,  on how much he wants President Obama to fail, and fail miserably, for over 90 minutes. To foot stomping applause and standing ovations. 

The numbers:

57% of CPAC attendence were under 25
95% disapproved of President Obama
80% strongly disapproved
70% said they approve of Republicans in Congress

For President:

Mitt Romney 20%
Bobby Jindal 14%
Ron Paul 13%
Sarah Palin 13%
Newt Gingrich 10%
Mike Huckabee 7%

Mitt Romney is a crazyass Mormon who wears underwear desgined by Jesus Christ who he believes once lived in Montana.

Bobby Jindal is a crazyass Catholic who has preformed a successful exorcism by sitting on a young woman and driving Satan out of her digestive track. And as we saw the other night, he is a silly right-wing Mr. Rogers sans the yellow sweater.

Ron Paul is s not crazy, he is certifiably insane. No regulations or taxes whatsoever! A move back to pre Civil War states rights today! States rights tomorrow!! States rights forever!!! And of course the legalization of smack, crack and crank! What fun! And with no taxes no rehab!  Gee…

And then there is Newt Gingrich!  My God. The only Republican whose character is less tham Rush Limbaugh’s. Everything you need to know about Newt Gingrich

What do all these numbers translate to?

That a Bimbo who wants to shoot wolves from an airplane with an assault rifle looks like the best and brightest the Republican Party has to offer!

I haven’t felt so good politically since Richard Nixon flew away in August of 1974.