Seems the scientific community was correct in admonishing Science Guy Bill Nye for lowering himself into a debate with Ken Ham which they said would only benefit the silliest man in the world, Ken Ham.
It is now official, Ken Ham did win. He announced yesterday that the televised debate – watched by over 4 million people – generated enough money in a Kentucky municipal bonds to proceed with the 0 million Noah’s Ark theme park which had previously been shelved with little hope of revival. What is not to love about a celebration of the greatest human genocide in Biblical history. HEAR! HERE!
But wait. Are not municipal bonds the government? And Noah’s Ark religion? Ah… Kentucky, doesn’t matter.
What a grand theme park ride it will be! Did you know that aside from the thousands – or millions – of drowning souls trying to claw their way onto the Ark, that according to Ken Ham, the Ark was filled with every kind plant and animal, but also filled to the literal rafters with every kind of dinosaur! Who fed T Rex and his lady friend? Was that Ham? Does one of the only dozen humans surviving the flood and then peopling the entire world having the same name as Ken a coincidence? And what’s with all this Ark business, big Arks, little Arks, magic Arks, wooden Arks… Extra funds help float Noah’s Ark replica in Kentucky