The evidence is mounting, and it can no longer be denied that there is a correlation between a particularly geeky style of glasses and sexual criminals! Conan and Andy do their civic duty by presenting this PSA.
You cannot deny that American Apparel CEO Dov Charney – facing sexual misconduct charges, Jeffrey Dahmer and fashion photographer Terry Richardson – all sleazebags and creeps, wear the same style of frames. Andy astutely observes that any man wearing the ‘creepy glasses’ clearly did not have a woman around to talk him out of it…Not a live woman!
According to Conan, and recently Rackjite as well, there is only one style that is even creepier. Warning! This criticism may draw fire from bleeding edge techies. The proud owners of Google Glasses probably wonder how anyone can criticize a cutting edge product with so many advantages. Google Glasses enable you to maintain constant vigilance on the electronic world of vital information, at the dubious expense of losing contact with live humans mere inches from your face. Where’s the downside? Surely the Facebook quiz – “Which Brady Bunch Kid Are You?” takes presidence over any trifles taking place in what some vaguely remember as ‘real life.’