Ted Cruz doesn’t drink beer which makes him the guy you would most like not to have an Nehi Orange with.
Back in 2000 the Republican Iowa winner George W. Bush claimed the term “compassionate conservative” as his campaign theme. With there being nothing remotely “compassionate” about Ted Cruz or his voters, he chose “courageous” instead. Courageous meaning pushing evangelical right-wing swill upon the country no matter how unpopular it is. In fact talking to Ted Cruz’s past peers most say he was singularly consumed with getting people executed and of the nine cases he argued in front of the Supreme Court, five were advocating executions. You know like any good Evangelical Christian. How did that religion begin again?
Back in the good days here in Houston we had a very popular Houston Astro’s left fielder by the name of Cruz, and every time he made a catch or got a hit the Astrodome would resound with the fans yelling the long drown out hum of “Cruzzzzzzzzzzz” and so it is again but with the entire state of Texas humming.
Though Iowa is a poor bell weather for Republican nominations, it is still a good sign that Cruz beat Trump who could actually win the general election while Cruz cannot. For Ted is not only an intolerant evangelical right-wing lunatic, he is the most disliked presidential candidate from any party in modern history.
So THEY say Rubio was the real winner in this. Coming from behind to the margin of error. But what if we were to add up the numbers in the Iowa caucuses to establishment versus outsider. So even if all the insiders quit leaving only Marco Rubio it would still be:
Outsider 60
Establishment 34