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Daily Show, Aasif Mandvi proves all of Science is a Hoax

Of course Republicans believe science, facts and the truth are subjective to their ideology. The validity of science should be voted upon, by Republicans. It works well within the confines of prehistoric tribes and American families. It is only LOGICAL and DEMOCRATIC to have the government and our schools follow that paradigm. In fact if we voted on evolution it would lose to creationism here in the United States of Duh.

As the Republican spokesman Noelle Nikpouralso says, this is not just about the hoax of science but the hoax of medicine as well. We need the Tea Party to vote on who gets by-pass surgery and who does not. And what surgical procedures are required. You know Teabaggers will be fair about that. 

Oh my God, I have stumbled upon the proof in the existence of God! Tell Bill O’Reilly it is not that "tides go in, and tides go out!" Rather it is that if we in America put it to a vote, the existence of God would be proved by a 9 to 1 margin! There you have it. God is real.