The maple syrup syndicate has Jason Jones looking for shelter from his addiction. But it seems Canada just does not give a damn. What we need is a fence from Seattle to Bangor. A high fence because Canadians are taller than Mexicans. To keep out not only maple syrup but Canadian comedians. We have far too many Canadian comedians here. Every wonder why there are no Evangelical Christian Comedians? There you go. Gortex bastards…