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Daily Show Jason Jones, angry white people vote the most

vote you a wholesOur gun culture is an American celebration of violence. More than any other issue, it’s what makes us so exceptional.

After all, what can be more endearing and safe than millions of angry white men carrying assault rifles wherever they go? Hey if it works for Afghanistan and Somalia it can work here!

There is a bright side to all this. With sniveling little snot Rand Paul no longer a viable GOP candidate for the 2016 primaries, it leaves us with Ted Cruz representing the Tea Party Ugly (the angry white vote). The way the Republican clown car works, Cruz could very well become the GOP nominee. Which would generate so much anger in Democrats that every single one of them would come out to vote as many times as they could get away with.

And imagine the strength of Hillary’s pants suit tails. Democratics would take the House, increase their numbers in the Senate and insure the Supreme Court would swing to the left. Oh and make the 1964 Goldwater loss look like a win.

Or Ted Cruz could win and we would finally finish up that wall down South not to keep Mexicans out but Americans in.