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Daily Show Jessica Williams, Drop out of college and be ON TV!

This is really funny!

Come on, things that matter people! You DO NOT need a college education to know hot to shoot a gun or watch FINDING BIGFOOT.  The only BIGFOOT show I will ever watch is BIGFOOT FOUND.  And hey, it’s those over edumacated liberals who don’t know how to shoot a gun!  Listen up morans!  There are only three things you have to know about guns to successfully shoot the right people or things.

1) A bullet goes slowly in one end and comes out much faster at the other end.

2) Don’t look down the business end of a gun to see if it is loaded unless you are pretty sure it is not loaded.

3) Do not ever point a gun at anyone you like.