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Daily Show Jessica Williams makes a fool of Ted Cruz

A perfect [Republican] ad holds up the American traditions of reason and logic and then says FORGET THAT SHT WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Daily Show Jessica Williams reviews Republican fear adsAs is the case in every Republican campaign ad since at least 1968, be afraid, very afraid, so afraid that yall had best get a 700% interest payday loan to pay for a new assault rifle, more ammo and a pallet of Depends if you want to survive until President Cruz makes everyone safe again.

There are fewer Americans killed by radical Islamic terrorists in five years as there are Americans killed by gun enthusiasts EVERY FRIGGIN DAY. Gosh…

Guns don’t kill people gun enthusiasts do

As to Mexicans taking everyone’s job?  I live down here in Dumbutt, Texas where illegal immigrants openly work for people we all know, including ourselves on occasion. So who is out interviewing for a roofer job in Texas, for foundation jobs tunneling under houses with a 2 foot spade, for taking the 5am shift to clean toilets at the Holiday Inn, or running behind that garbage truck, or cutting the grass when it’s 105 for four months a year?

Talk to any employer about any of that and you will find that they have tried to hire regular Americans for those jobs to find those who will work at that pay scale are very young white males who miss work all the time due to hangovers, concerts, long weekends and are often late. While on the other hand the Mexicans never miss a day, are never late and work twice as hard. Who you gonna call?

Mexicans aren’t the problem Republicans are