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Daily Show Jordan Klepper finds no one knows or cares who Mike Pence and Tim Kaine are

Daily Show Jordan Klepper finds no one knows or cares who Mike Pence and Tim Kaine areThe winner between white bread and white mayo has been universally declared this morning as Mike Pence, who won because he was calmer and did not interrupt so much.  Content was a different thing though as morning fact checkers find that every time Pence said The Donald didn’t say that said.

So we find lots and lots of lies don’t matter in a debate. There is no time to fact check. Nor does it matter than Mike Pence is an evangelical fundamentalist rabid pro life homophobe.

But that is not what this debate was about, rather it was that this evangelical fundamentalist rapid pro life homophobe has taken the 2020 presidential Republican nomination away from evangelical fundamentalist rabid pro life homophobe Ted Cruz.

Which I am sure you know is the direction the nation is going. Well at least come 2020 the millennials will know what to do rather than now as the fumble around with their phones and vapes and Gary Johnson.