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Daily Show Jordan Klepper, No Immigrants Pizza

I’m sorry Jon, I just believe that real Americans should have a place where they can eat with their family without being harassed by some dirty Chinamen, thats gotta be like $50K [on gofundme] right there, right?

Daily Show, no immigrants pizzaBigotry and religious intolerance pay well, just ask Rush Limbaugh. And as soon as Paula Deen was found to use the NWORD and plan slavery oriented weddings, she had lines of fat white women standing in front of her restaurants while her recipe books sold like bacon wrapped buttered hotcakes.  OMG I said “fat women” when from the photo in front of one Paula Deen’s restaurant in Savannah, Georgia after the brouhaha we can clearly see a white fat man and one woman tucked in there who is just somewhat fat. Does this mean I can never host the Daily Show?

paula deen fat women

Hey I have a questions for you!  What did Jesus eat?

I wonder how many people other than me are signing up for funding at GOFUNDME these days?