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Daily Show, Live from Texas, Ebola with Sam Bee

The 2014 midterms will be remembered as the election where people used up an entire box of Depends just to get to the polls.

jon stewart ebola and IsisTexas tried to deal with the virus by shooting it, giving it the death penalty and praying it away, but none of that solved the problem. Which is true of not only Ebola but most everything in Texas.

Though indeed killing WORKS and is the Christian answer to many problems, getting smarter is what solved the Ebola problem down here in Texas.

You see the problem? The smarter people get, the less they vote for Republicans. So what’s a big Southern state to do? Gerrymandering, suppress the minority vote and keep Hispanics out.

If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding!