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Daily Show Millionaire John Hodgman defends 1% jobs extortion

The 1% who are refusing to either spend the billions they hold in reserve or to hire anyone unless their taxes are reduced are unAmerican, unpatriotic, Mafia modeled masters of extortion. They should be deported in front of any Mexicans who EARN their living by WORKING.

The 1% say they will not hire or spend because of doubt over their future taxes. The answer is beyond simple.
Raise their taxes by 10% effective January 1st 2015. No longer will there be any doubt and they had best  spend and hire over the next three years before the hammer comes down. A rider will be attached to the tax bill saying that anyone who does not like it and chooses to take their money and leave this country can never come back. They can send their kids to Cayman Island University or Somalia College of the Pirates.

There you go. No more doubt and economy solved! Its a no brainer… Let’s get on it!