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Daily Show panel says Black Conservatives are superior

Panel members John Oliver, Samantha Bee and Wyatt Cenac agree that Black conservatives are much better than Black Democrats.

There may be something to this business about conservative blacks having the darkest skin. They have grown angry at the lighter blacks for treating them poorly. In fact as we speak the two most well known double cream Uncle Tom Oreos in America are much blacker than most: Clarence Thomas and Herman Cain. Some may ask, what about the most rabid of the double cream Uncle Tom Oreos in America, Ward Connerly, who is very light skinned? Well the answer seems to be that no one ever told Ward he was black. He’s a passer.

No, the real reason there is that 1% of conservative black pundits is there is less competition, and mo money than in the crowded field of Black Civil Rights leaders. There is nothing Republicans like better – or will pay top dollar for (in silver) – tha, blacks who sing their songs. It goes without saying. Who do you want funding from? Al Sharpton or the Koch Brothers.