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Daily Show, Robert Dear looks just like someone one would expect to shoot up an abortion clinic

Trevor Noah, Robert Dear looks just like someone one would expect to shoot up an abortion clinicSo a white gun enthusiast with a loaded AK47 and a 40 round magaizne went into a Planned Parenthood facility in Colorado Springs, killed three including a cop and wounded nine more, said “NO MORE BABY PARTS” and we have no idea as to the motive. Well other than Ted Cruz saying he did it because he was a transgender liberal activist.

What else could be the motive I wonder? I think I got it! Mr Dear was just walking down the street with his loaded AK47 – which he mistakenly grabbed instead of his umbrella when he left his anti-Obama compound – when it looked like rain so he ducked into a Planned Parenthood that he just happened to be in front of and shot up the place killing a cop in the process yelling NO MORE RABIES SHOTS.

But what I got most out of this was that next time I am at Bed, Bath and Whatever, I am going to check out the toilet brushes to see if I can find one with softer bristles. I never knew what the hole was for or how it is keep in such a handy area.