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Daily Show: Two headed Aasif Mandvi uncovers SIMPLOT selinum conspiracy

This just in from Crossroads GPS Republican Super PAC:

Selinium is Good for you!
Two heads are better than one!

Here we go again! Scientists, science, studies, universities, facts and reason on the environment enjoy the same honored place in Republican ideology as does the Republican denial of evolution, climate change, immutable homosexuality and trickle down economics. After all, smart people don’t know anything. How many smart people do you know who can place a trailer jack correctly?

aasif Mandvi two headed selinium monster