‘Hello My name is Candice and I am a single woman seeking a normal, funny, attractive man to date. This should be easy considering that I am a normal, attractive, disease-free female. I like cats. And if you are allergic… I’m not interested.’
Note: As a Funny or Die video, I know these guys are supposed to be over the top, but I personally know someone who is on the cayenne pepper, lemon, and maple syrup fast. It is quite possible that the others in this video are taken from ‘real life as well! Be safe, fun-seekers, meet in a public place!