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Dating Game: Nuke, Coal, Solar vie for Earth Mother hottie

Three bachelors vie for the attentions of a woman with more children than Angelena Jolie. The power struggle reveals too much about some of the contestants, and still others are not mentioned. For example, the gentleman who can harness waves from the ocean seems entirely too practical and safe to include in this line-up.

I am all for saving the environment, but it does seem counter-productive for us to drive cars that we plug in, while Australia ships coal to China, one of the biggest polluters on the planet. It’s not as if we can have a little talk with China, it would be like suggesting life changes to a loan shark to whom you are seriously indebted. Our national knee-caps can’t take another beating! It makes more sense to focus on alternative power sources, many of which are ready to leap off of the drawing board – but for the influence of Big Oil.