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Dating, what they are really thinking

Dating what they are really thinkingI can’t speak for the ladies out there but I can add a few other things men think about in preliminary dating.

How long before we can forgo these dinner dates and just screw all night? And I wonder if this one will give me a hard time about going out drinking with my friends? This one is boobs face butt and I like face butt boobs. Dammit, she’s smarter than me I best move on. This is too good to be true, something’s up. Damn I forget her name. This looks like it’s gonna happen, I wish I would have washed my balls. Boy is she stupid, but look at that booty! I hope she has her own place because I am temporarily living with my parents. I hope she doesn’t order lobster. If she orders lobster does that mean it’s an automatic sleepover? I wonder if I can forgo the movie and just get to it? How much chick music am I going to have to suffer to get in this one’s pants? I’m in over my head on this one. Keeping this one away from other guys would be my life’s work.