Had to laugh like Hell when I came across this one… Let me tell you.
There are about a dozen states that have the same STAND YOUR GROUND laws as Florida. As you probably can guess they form that new American region of “L.” Idaho down to Arizona and a fat line East to the Atlantic. Any suggestion on what to call this new region? The theme seems to be Red, White and Guns. Hmmm… Red, White and Guns. Has a ring to it, but I can’t seem to find the correct context.
Another 15 states have Stand Your Ground laws almost as bad, which ad up to almost 30. Basically these laws are Hunting Licenses to shoot Niggas. Rush Limbaugh says it is okay to call them Niggas. And Rush Limbaugh is very smart and we should all do whatever he says. Like we do with God. No ham sandwiches, shrimp cocktails or sodomy for me!
I do wonder if there is a limit on how many Niggas one can shoot a day, and of course the bag limits, which concerns how many dead Niggas you can have in your possession. And do you need to apply for tags in any of these states. What about flocks of Niggas moving from one state to another? We will need some federal migratory regulations. Oh and please, like George Zimmerman, when hunting Niggas make sure they don’t have a gun too. That would take all the fun out of it.