Over the past decade I have had my vegetable garden in for a month by now. Today down here in Dumbutt it is 30. We have had two months of 40s. There seems to be this big horseshoe shaped jet stream thing that has dipped far down the Midwest into Southern Texas and legging up the East Coast. It seems to have left most of the West and Florida alone.
So what does it all mean? Well other than proving global warming is hoax.
I just did some Googlin’ to find that Spring, not Winter, has the highest suicide rate. Winter depression is not all that serious because people see themselves pulling out of it thinking about how nice it will soon be outside. The problem with Spring is it gets nice and they are still depressed so off they go to the gun shop.
Which reminds me. What causes the most trouble, a marijuana store or a gun shop? Wait, forget the legalization part of it. Who causes the most grief, pot dealers or the gun dealers? Or for that matter, pot enthusiasts or gun enthusiasts.