Desperate German housewife’s guest blabs for 30 hours, police called alcohol suspectedon July 9, 2008 at 6:56 am
Desperate housewife in Speyer, near Berlin said her friend visited and talked for 30 hours straight, as reported to authorities on Saturday night. The guest began the evening with a run-down of personal problems, while becoming more juiced as time went by. We’ve all known someone who gets "crying jags" caused by alcohol, also what is best described as violent attacks or recountings of "everyone who done me wrong" often with a great deal of repetition. The hostess tried every method to convince the guest to leave. She sounds nice, I’m certain she stopped short of the fire place poker.
Personally, I believe our hostess deserves a medal at the least, and sainthood in all probability. She waited 30 hours before calling Emergency Services, only to learn that the ambulance refused to take the garrulous guest, fortunately the police did take "gabby", though they could find no reason to hold or file charges. Perhaps there should be a new crime called Auditory Rape?
In all honesty, how often have you wished you could call authorities after a much lesser time of enduring a bore, inebriated or not?
Often your main concern is to keep your head from snapping upward again, as it’s falling into blissful slumber on your chest. This is usually the case while the "talker" takes no notice of your glazing eyeballs rolling upward, or attempts to stay awake. Amazingly, there are people who carry on like this without a single drink. I know I divorced one and his family, it’s genetic as well.
Desperate German housewife’s guest blabs for 30 hours, police called alcohol suspected