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Diet Racism, in the white can, College Humor

“i am not a racist!  I just don’t like NWORDS!” My neighbor in Dumbutt Texas

diet racismNo sarcasm dead serious. But in his defense he was prescribed Prosac when Obama got elected the first time and the doctors added Xanax to calm him down after the second time he was elected. So is that DIET RACISM or the full frontal kind? 

There are so many examples of Diet Racism that we grew up with down here in Dumbutt, it has only been fairly recently that those outside the South see it plastered all over website comment areas day in and day out.

They should consider themselves lucky for being brought here as slaves.
I have never burned a cross or owned a slave
The Civil War was about states rights
States rights today, states rights forever
Sharpton / Jackson
I don’t want my tax money going to all those lazy bums downtown
I have black friends who hate Obama as much as I do
They get all the good jobs
I love Clarence Thomas so I can’t be racist
America Indians love the Washington Redskins name
The confederate flag stands only for Southern Heritage
It’s what my guns are for

Now tell me those statements don’t come almost exclusively from those who vote Republican.