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Disagreeable Ted Cruz agrees, The Onion Week in Review

ted cruz onionTed Cruz has entered the Real Life Void. Along with Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin, that void where it is near impossible to find anyone in real life who will admit to listening to any of it.

Ted Cruz is the Miley Cyrus of Twerking.  Both have caused people to have conniption fits over how they have destroyed themselves WHILE each reaps in more money and power than they ever imagined. The Anal Retentive and the Tea Party Ugly have twerking in common. They have a similar fan base, teenage girls and white old men.

I have found the only purpose for CNN.  The channel of waiting rooms with closed captions turned on.