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Donald Trump enters race, brings Daily show comedians to orgasm

Donald Trump enters race, Daily show comedians reach orgasmSo who is for Donald Trump for President, names please, so far I only found three, ten year old Iowa grade school kid Shay Doyle, Sarah Palin and Bill O’Reilly. Sure there are those generic gangs of nameless Birthers, those at Breitbart.com, Donald Trump employees and I suppose a good share of the Tea Party, but are any of them putting their names on it? Who sill be the first celebrity to come out for The Donald?  So many of the right-wing celebrity loons have already declared. I would guess it would come down to the Jesus Factor and golfers.

In just an hour of speaking Donald Trump gave us a month of jokes, just imagine how much fun this will be with the media now having to give him equal time to be fair. We only hear from The Donald every Monday Morning in a phone call to Fox News and Friends, now we will get a Donald Treat everyday!

Some of his statements were just silly, like we never beat Japan at anything! Well except that one thing that ended in a couple mushroom clouds. Or nobody builds a wall better than me! Well except that one thing in China.
But one quote went far beyond silly into the realm of hateful bigoted stupid nastyass crap:

“When Mexico sends its people, they are not sending their best. They are not sending you. They are sending people that have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems to us. They are bringing drugs and they are bringing crime, and they’re rapists.”

But wait, it’s okay because he followed it up with

“Some I assume are good people.”

Of course this is the best thing that has happened to the DNC since Mitt Romney told a country club crowd that 47% of Americans were lazy leeches, and perhaps the worst thing that has happened to the RNC since Mitt Romney told a country club crowd that 47% of Americans were lazy leeches.

One thing is sure, Donald Trump is going to make an even bigger mess of the Republican primary and debates as it already is.