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Donald Trump geography lesson, Puerto Rico is an Island in a big ocean! Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump geography lesson, Puerto Rico is an Island in a big ocean!

Donald Trump geography lesson, Puerto Rico is an Island in a big ocean!

“It’s very tough, because it’s an island. In Texas, we can ship the trucks right out there. And you know, we’ve gotten A-pluses on Texas and on Florida, and we will also on Puerto Rico. But the difference is, this is an island sitting in the middle of an ocean. And it’s a big ocean; it’s a very big ocean. And we’re doing a really good job. Frankly, we’re doing — and it’s the most difficult job because it’s on the island — it’s on an island in the middle of the ocean. It’s out in the ocean. You can’t just drive your trucks there from other states.”

Gosh, where’s the movie?  Dumb, Dumber and Donald. Getting heat for not even mentioning the destruction of Puerto Rico for a week while instead working hard to tear the nation apart, families apart,  injecting his racism at black athletes hoping to destroy the NFL.

To compensate The Donald called a press conference to congratulate himself on doing nothing AT ALL for the 4 million American citizens of our defacto 51st state.

So he called a press conference to give a geography lesson. Sure his base probably does not know that Puerto Rico is an island and the ocean is big and there are not roads for trucks to drive on it. I would guess most of them have never actually seen an ocean. Seems The Donald was remiss in this for not explaining that the ocean is not only very big but it is also salty.

But what caught my attention was this last shot of him turning to those down the table looking for applause for explaining that islands are in the ocean and the ocean is very big. .