Donald Trump – the GOP front-runner, eschewed a guest chair in favor of directing this segment of CONAN, reasoning that if he can turn this stinker of a show around, everyone – even the really big losers, will see how phenomenally terrific he’ll be for America! With Trump directing the show, Conan and Andy’s studio gets a Klassy make-over – Trump style, with distinctive pieces such as a solid gold fountain filled with the sweat of Ukrainian super models.
When Conan has had enough of Trump insulting his show, his audience and his taste, he objects. Conan then puts the brakes on Trump’s aggressive pursuit of a young lady from the audience, whom he plans to make his “Fourth First Lady.”
You may not be aware of this, but Trump doesn’t take criticism well, and will make Conan sorry! Instead of boring ol’ Sir Patrick Stewart tonight, Trump could have obtained some really talented entertainers’ for Conan. It’s Conan’s loss that big, right-wing names like Victoria Gotti, Stephen Baldwin, Clay Aiken – and “That creep from the family with all of the kids” won’t be on his show tonight. More about the ‘creep’ with late-breaking Ashley Madison news!